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A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence~Leopold Stokowski
If I had a shotgun, you know what I’d do? I’d point that shit straight at the sky And shoot heaven on down for you~Sublime
"But what does death equal? Answer me that!" Chon Travis (Love Equals Death)
"Knife, knife, in my hand, who’s the spookiest one of all?" WiL Francis (Aiden)
M - Why does WiL spell his name with a capital L?
Jake D – We would like to know that too.Jake W – I would like to know that!Jake D – We don’t know lead singers will be lead singers!
Audioslave:
I'm not gonna tell people what they should and shouldn't take...unless they get too high and step on my toes - then I'll punch them in the face and they'll learn that way!~Chris Cornell
Words you say never seem to live up to the ones inside your head~Chris Cornell
We're all audioslaves ~ Tim Commerford
Q: If you were elected president of the US, what are the first five things you would do?
A:"1. Paint the White House black.
2. Change the National Anthem to "Who Let The Dogs Out".
3. Bring the Bush family up before a War Crimes Tribunal--except those daughters who like to party.
4. Make sure all the girls that wouldn't date me in high school know I'm President.
5. End hunger and stuff."- Tom Commerford
Q:Have you ever... Bragged to a chick that you went to Harvard to get into her pants?
A:"Does that really work? I used to always play the "hey, I'm a big Star Trek fan" card, when I should've been playing the "hey, I'm a bookworm geek" card to get laid. You people know everything."- Tom Commerfold
Q:How do you feel about being a sex symbol for gay men?
A:"I think it's wonderful. The only problem is, I've done my best to get in touch with my feminine side, and it turns out my feminine side is a dyke. So I'm stuck with women for the rest of my life!"- Chris Cornell
"Tall, dark, handsome, absolutely sexy, with a strange nervous twitch that could result in a possible stabbing."- How Chris Cornell would describe himself on a blind date
AFI:
Question: So were you guys ever in Boy Scouts or anything?Adam: I was a Weeblow.
Jade: We all blow.
Davey: I blow!
Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak
Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.
Interviewer: What’s your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I’m God.
Hunter: He follows him. I’m atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don’t believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.
Davey: I always go up to him, and I’m like, "Fucking Hunter ... what’s up?"
Hunter: I have a picture of the one god that I do put all my faith in, right here. (He pulls out his wallet and shows a picture.) His name is Molo, and he’s the god of moles.
Interviewer: I’m just asking, because I see how all your stuff has 666 and stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re Satanic, I’m just wondering where that came from.
Hunter: My phone number. I didn’t want to give it all away...
Interviwer: So I’m not going to get enlightened, am I?
Davey: You can if you believe in me.
Interviewer: I do believe in God, and I didn’t know I was going to meet him tonight.
Davey: Just welcome me into your heart.
Jade: The Lord has mysterious hair.
Davey: The Lord has mysterious fashion sense
Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: or alive things
(Jade begins poking Hunter) Hunter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jade: I got tired of poking Adam, so now i'm poking you.
(Adam comes back with a headband on his head)
Hunter: Did you give him that hair band?
Fan: Yes
Hunter: Bad, bad fan!!
Hunter: Are you suggesting that none of our current or new songs are about cereal?
Davey: Hey man.. don't.. don't let that out.
Davey: This is the progress chart.
Hunter: What does it show?
Davey: Right now it shows some clouds and some barber poles.
Hunter: Okay.
Davey: Well it’s about to be showing that.
Hunter: Of course, of course… what’s going on here? What’s that? *points to Davey’s drawing*
Davey: You mean the purple or the corn?
Hunter: Is it—what—common—wait… what’s going on with the purple versus the corn there, what’s the purple doing to the corn?
Davey: The purple is coming out of the corn.
Hunter: Oh, okay (side note- cutest video ever!)
Hunter: My birthday is coming up. I'm a size 2! *wink wink*
Davey Havok: The same people who were calling us faggots and wanting to beat us up are now open to what we do and who we are, and other people who are involved in a similar kind of culture. So that’s kind of a win for the team.
Revolver: Is there vindication in that?
Davey Havok: I don’t need to be vindicated. It wasn’t like we were struggling to be accepted by them by any means. But it’s nice to know that that might mean the next kid they see wearing eyeliner and carrying a little lunchbox isn’t gonna get beat up. Of course, culture’s shifted so much, what guy doesn’t wear eyeliner?
Jade Puget: Now you’d probably get beat up for not wearing eyeliner. [Laughs]
Davey Havok:
"This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff."
"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees."
(On Loveline, the radio show) Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something?? (side note- my 2 fav. things in one quote!)
"I'm Pencil Girl!"
"I didn't want to share my balloons...my mom wanted me to."
"I can type like the wind, and believe me, the wind types really fast!"
You're denying your heritage! You should eat cheese!~ Davey Havok Mom
Fan: Davey, how do you respond to the rumours circulating that you are a homosexual? Is there any truth to these?
Davey: How should I respond? Ecstatically? Fantastically?
"Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?"
"Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed."
"I look like an inflatable fuckdoll."
"Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that fucking works."
"Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans....."
"My ideal girl should be smart, drug-free, and hot. People say it's not important, but it is.... she can't hate me either."
RP-Davey is the new Jesus!!
Davey: Umm, I think it's the hair. Is it the hair?
Q- Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band?
Davey: No. But I practice other things.
"At the time we were really into skating and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so...THERE'S A HORSE, there's a horse and a little dog and a woman in a hat!"
"Who are all you people and what have you done with the empty space that's usually here to see us?"
"We were all Gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter."
"Do what you feel is right for you, no matter what. Believe in yourself, no matter how many people tell you that you're fucked up, do what you have to do. AS LONG as it doesn't infringe on other people's happiness."
Fan in the Crowd: I LOVE YOU DAVEY!
Davey: [stops singing in the middle of the song and smiles] Someone wants to fuck me.
"Anyone who steals a shoe is a poser."
Davey: What are those things called?
Jade: ...Firecrackers?
Davey: No, the things that shoot the lightning.
Jade: ...Clouds?
Davey: Yeah! Clouds.
"As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come."
"Can you turn into a kitty cat?"
Interviewer: If she actually felt your balls than you must have pretty big balls.
Davey: you assume it's a she.
"No animals were harmed in the flattening of my hair."
"The reason why we started doing this is because we loved it," Havok says a bit later. "At the onset of the band, there was no real hope of burning bright at all. The goal was just to keep burning no matter how bright- to play music for the rest of our lives, at any cost."
Jade Puget:
"I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness."
"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"AFireInside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a damn drop of it."
"Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?"
INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!
Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.
"Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake."
Person: hey jade. still rolling tight like a perm?"
Jade:When I'm not holding shit down tight like a hairnet!!
"If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, "Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!" And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not. "
Croissant: What's your favourite food?
Jade: It used to be chicken and granola bars once upon a time but, now that I'm vegetarian, it's just chicken.
Croissant: Credit for this question goes to Outsider the Marshmallow. If you had to have one word tattooed across your forehead to tell people about you, what would it be?
Jade: I saw this white trasher once who had "Maniac" tattoed across his throat and when I was in high school there was this gang from Tijuana that had these enormous skulls tattoed on their foreheads and they were like 15 and 16 years old. So I'd have to say my favorite vegetable is broccoli.
"Je suis un pamplemousse, me donner tout vous croissants!" [Translation: I am a grapefruit, give me all your croissants!]
Steven: My fingernails look like ass
Jade: Your ass looks like fingernails
"Darn it... shoot... I mean shit."
"Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants."
(When shown a picture of AFI from 1996)"They look like dorks."
"So things are going just swell; we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle."
Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.
"Yes, I have an iron cross on my arm. Yes, I got it when I was 17. Yes, I would change it to Taz in front of a weed leaf if I could. No, I'm not a Nazi."
"So, what's the speed of dark anyway?"
[When asked who can bench the most in AFI] "Probably me. I can bench 5 corn dogs."
"I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something."
"I'll write a song, and then we'll sit around in our boxers in my room throwing around melody ideas, and then he'll take it and put words to it "
[Question: Hey Jade. There is this football jock in my school who tries acting like all that. He called me a faggot today, cuz I wore an AFI shirt. Should I jump him after school or just hit him with a bat, or do you recommend something else? You seem like the type of guy who got in his share of fights.]
Jade: You should grab his butt. Ask him if he wants to make out with you or fight you and then do the opposite of what he says.
"Of course I'll be your friend. I'm also the cool girl version of me. Maybe if you changed your username you might attract more friends, and less flies." [username was Deadfishsandwich]
"I'll eat the hell out of a bagel, that's my job!"
"We will hella make it down to San Diego. Hella."
"I can see the problem right away, DON'T SUCK. Cease the sucking immediately. If you decide not to suck you'll be totally shredding all these major solos and all the chicks will be checking you out and all the guys will be hella jealous of your whammy bar."
"Most of what you heard about us isn't true, the rest is. Except we don't pee in the sink. And for those of you wondering, yes, I continue to roll tight like a perm..."
"Fine, if you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something, which is not nearly as comfortable. Did I mention the drum case comes with all-you-can-eat corn dogs?"
"I totally agree with you, except for the part about the thing."
"I use liquid eyeliner and have become quite proficient in it's application, however, I don't have much difficulty switching eyes because they're only a few inches apart. Do you have an enormous head? It's quite possible. This would explain why you have to "reach over" to your left side. My friend has a big head, you can see it from space."
"Thanks, blueberry donuts from Tim Hortons are also going strong, please eat some soup for me."
"I remember that Manchester show. I was skating around backstage and I bailed on this candy bar someone had thrown on the ground. It wasn't even a decent candy bar like a Snickers or a Twix, it was one of those weird English candy bars, like the Big Turk."
"In 7th grade I ordered this shampoo out of a comic book and put in my sister's underwear drawer."
"I'm not really feeling Tropsnal, it sounds like an ointment for jock itch. Your band should be called either Ripping Hammer or Starving Zombee."
"I don't think they allow poor people to visit America."
"Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits."
"Isn't there any nice boys in Houston? Besides, seeing as how you don't know me, there might be things about me that you don't like, like my habit of peeing in the sink."
"If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!"
"My favorite Final Fantasy is where I know all the answers and I totally get an A."
"Well, the Lizzle Pizzle Stizzle definitely has a shizzle mizzle but you can't forget about the Stizzle's bizzy hizzy."
"Next time I come to Phoenix we are so going clubbing Chanelle No. 5. I'll wear my pink sleeveless see-through nipple shirt with the pegasus and rainbow on it."
"Wait, wrestling or wrasslin'?"
"Actually we promised you dirt and hippy leafcakes..."
"Hunter's wireless is hilarious and would you be complaining if thousands of girls liked you? Besides, they're just using him to get to me."
"I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks"
kim and fernando: "hey jade no don't leave yet"
Jade: "well Iv'e been standing here all this time waiting for you guys and you never came...(smiles)"
"I’m doing a lot more air guitar on this record."
"He’s answered a bunch of questions. He just gets the most. Look at all the Davey questions. It’s a daunting task keeping up with it. Either that or he’s still trying to get online with his Playstation."
"How's my, how's my bulge look? A little flat huh, oh well. Sorry. I do what I can."
Question: Okies, free association. You know the drill, I give you aword, and you give me the first thing that comes to mind.
Jade’s answer:
AFI-Sno-cone
Sno-cone-Dammit!
pink-I can go for hours, if you know what I mean
Davey-Hammock
Adam-Pirate
Hunter-Gatherer
Pirate-Adam
Ninja-Totally sweet!
God-Bless
JadeXCore-Amen
"Oh yeah, and using different guitars for different feels in a song is definitely cool. Fender guitars lend themselves well to clean tone parts, they have a nice sparkly yet warm tone that'll make you want to pee in the sink."
Q:You dont play any instrument, right?
Davey: "Yeah,thats right.
Jade: "He tries to pick up my guitar sometimes (laughter), but I have to snatch it out of his hands before he causes any damage. (laughter) He plays a couple of atonal parts that quickly get left in the fuckin garbage can."
See, this is why I'm so slow at updating, I have to remove bunnies from my butt.(written on his blog)
What's everyone dressing as tonight? I'm going as slutty Abraham Lincoln.(written on his blog)
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